The impending doom as Nibiru approaches has caused great consternation
for many of us. Not Being Mayan experts or linguists we have relied on information
from an assortment of YT videos and new age websites to keep us abreast of events.
Difficult and confusing at best to know how to prepare for 2012. Should we flee to sacred lands and sites we are assured are safe, stick our heads in the sand in denial and hope for the best, bow our heads and plow forward, or just be accepting and party like there’s no tomorrow?
Is there a list of what we can take with us if we are among the fortunate spiritually advanced enough to survive and then become guiding lights for the remnants of civilization?
You know-things like a laptop, a pet hamster whose integrity can be vouched for? Sure he makes a mess with that paper shredding thing and occasional biting of the hand that feeds him, but he’s a good and old soul who has lived many lifetimes-or what about that collection of disco and self help cds, or those Sai Baba dvds featuring the sleight of hand? So many decisions and so little time.
One possible solution is the Mystic Mayan Power Cloak that guarantees protection and is available for a paltry $49.95 -it includes as an added bonus an additional layer of protection in the highly coveted Sacred Mayan Power Pebble-not to be confused with the Y2K stone offerings.
Life-is it worth $49.95?-that’s something for each to decide in the privacy of prayerful thought kneeling before their homemade Mayan altar.
It is a thing to seek the advice of of one’s favorite psychic, channeler, or crystal ball gazer-but I urge one and all to consider the options.
As a man the only alternative I can think of is to become a Mormon, whose doctrine asserts that upon my demise as a good Mormon man I will be given my own planet to rule-sounds significantly better as an alternative than doing the Purgatory dance offered by the Catholic church.
I’m including the below link and urge one and all to read thoroughly and place their order today- hopefully all understand that the personal fart package offered in the link provided in the blog Time to Laugh a Little will not suffice.
I’m thinking this is an excellent time for Russell to resurrect the green lame turban of Auntie Lupita performance time-maybe that hymn he sang as well. Now that would truly be a paradigm shift.
I’m sending a letter of inquiry about becoming a franchisee-will update about that upon notification-who knows, maybe money will survive as well, so I’m keeping a little in my pockets just in case.