Now I’m really rolling on the floor – just paid a visit to cafepress, more specifically Leonard Crow Dogs “store”.
The usual cups, calendars, tote bags and such, but I see you can also purchase an iPad case, iphone case, a “throw blanket” and even a shot glass.
A shot glass! Can’t help but wonder if those will be on sale at Whiteclay…kind of an added inducement to get drunk, puke all over yourself, and fall down in the street.
I find the Crow Dog specific “goods” marketed laughable, but the shot glass yet another slap in the face for the nations, like the selling of ceremonies, standing watch over the unmarked graves of AIM’s victims at WK2, or calling yourself a “chief of chiefs”.
But if you think about it there may be a connectivity to these items, the well equipped drinker doesn’t have to worry about damaging their iPad or iphone if it’s incased in an official Crow Dog protective covering while they’re stumbling around, the shot glass adds a certain savoire faire as opposed to chugging straight from the bottle, and the blanket is a real stroke of genius….if you pass out in the winter a companion could cover you with it – might even save your life in doing so.
I wait with bated breath for the sundance licenses to be offered.